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Joke of the Day

"It's impossible to embarrass me because once the door opens on you while you're pooping on an amtrak train, you become untouchable"

"No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder."

"""There is no such thing as a stupid question."" - person who has never walked my family through attaching a photo to an email."

"A prostitute runs out of a chicken coop and says ... ""Well, that's the last time I do *that* for two cocks!"""

"What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids? The Cysteine Chapel"

"Always Pay Attention! After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left. Then the Nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: ""Who was that?"""

"Fall is Pumpkin time In the south, they think its time to screw their cousins Pump kin"

"Do you think horses feel remorse? They have such long faces."

"Where does a psychologist keep his boat? on a Freudian Slip"

"10 bucks says when Dora grows up, she's gonna be a drug mule."