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Joke of the Day

"I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas. And then I realized, that would be tasteless."

"Any dirty, racist, or good joke. Here's one. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"Did you hear about the Italian documentary on suppositories? It's called Innuendo..."

"I'm gonna stay a virgin my entire life I wanna set a good example for my kids!"

"Why is Tylenol white? Because it works"

"Do you like fishsticks? What are you a gay fish"

"I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who. What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I keep hearing about?"

"I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft."

"What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common? An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier."

"What do you call Hindu ideas about pacifism? Naan Violence"