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Joke of the Day
"My wife went home to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it. Her ""bitch refresher course""."
Next Joke
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit."
"Don'tcha wish your g/f was fun like me? *plays Twister* Don'tcha wish your g/f was a freak like me? *regurgitates a jellyfish* Don'tcha...?"
"Smoking is a slow death! But we're not in a hurry..."
"A little bit of me dies every time I see one of you post a quote that you obviously don't actually live by."
"Do you think Reese Witherspoon calls her kids Reese's Pieces cause I hope so."
"Seeing jelly in the peanut butter jar is gross, that's why it's important to lick the knife before you stick it in there."
"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"
"wassup babe, im the reason Pregnancy-info .net disabled video embedding on their forums, how abuot giving me a nice kiss"