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Joke of the Day

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, ""Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"" Argon doesn't react."

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"A skeleton walks into a bar, he says, ""gimme a beer, and a mop."""
"Christmas tradition."
"I wear a ski mask to bed so if there's a home invasion the intruder will think I'm part of the team."
"A man that recently turned blind stabbed himself because he couldn't see the point anymore."
"""Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist."" ""I'm here for my appointment"" ""Did you book in with Karen first?"" ""No?"" ""Please leave, I'm very busy."""
"How do you circumsize a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw"
"What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble? Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville."
"As a male, I enjoy watching POV porn where the guy recording is black so I can imagine that I have an enormous vertical leap."