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Joke of the Day
"There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who pee in the shower... And stinkin' LIARS!"
Next Joke
"If there's a zombie apocalypse and you see one zombie taking a nap, that will be me"
"How does Hitler like his steak? Nice and Jew-cy."
"""Can I see your ID?"" Sure, it's... *lowers sunglasses* *raises them* *lowers them again* ""What are you doing?"" I don't know."
"Do you like Taco Bell? Then you'll LOVE real food!"
"Responding as if you've just been wrongfully accused of murder when someone on the phone asks if you're still in bed"
"Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ? that's perfect !"
"Unicorns have one horn and everyone says ""ooh they're so magical"" Cow's have 2 horns & no one cares even though they taste so much better"
"What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? The nba"
"I'm ""the VCR was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal"" years old"