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Joke of the Day

"Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of mouse walks on two legs? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs? A: They all do!"

"What's the best way for a prostitute to advertise? Word of mouth."

"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""

"What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original) Amoeba Mcentire"

"I play soccer... Just for kicks"

"WHAT'S BETTER THAN A ROADMAN!!!!!!??? A ROADMAP!!!"

"My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10 Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!!! That's the best I've done so far."

"When in history was there ever an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?"

"My body is shaped like a hooded sweatshirt."

"Apparently it's 'inappropriate' to show up at your therapist's home to swim in her new pool even though your 'boundary issues' paid for it."