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Joke of the Day

"WHAT'S BETTER THAN A ROADMAN!!!!!!??? A ROADMAP!!!"

"I'm so happy I'm not as cool as you. Because then I'd be a huge fucking asshole."

"[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? ISIS"

"Why is Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson always so sad? Everyone takes him for granite."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. He gave it to her."

"What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? an electron"

"Trump and Pence are so homophobic ... ... they couldn't get a mandate. HAHAHA! A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years."

"The average monkey swallows 7 spider-monkeys every single night."

"Who has to always be on there toes? A midget at a urinal."

"DJ Khaleds Favorite Number is 11 Because it has another 1"