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Joke of the Day
"What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original) Amoeba Mcentire"
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa? If you are wise, you won't listen to him."
"iPhone chargers are like arguments with a woman some days you have 1, some days you have 5"
"How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough."
"(taken from my kid's favorite show 'Arthur') What is a sea monster's favorite meal? Fish and Ships"
"A rock flying through the hemisphere is called an Asteroid. A lump on your ass is called a Hemorrhoid...... If you think of it,Shouldn't it be the other way around?"
"[on 1st date] Him: So why is someone as pretty as you single? Me: Single? Who's single? [gets right up in his face] We marry at dawn."
"I was raped by a group of mimes They did unspeakable things to me"
"Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor."
"Budweiser is a lot like sex on the beach; It's fucking close to water."