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Joke of the Day
"What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original) Amoeba Mcentire"
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"*I* actually went through with a threesome. There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."
"There's recently been an influx of anti-gay jokes recently and I just wanted to say something: jokes using gay people as the punchline are NOT funny Come on guys"
"Two muffins are in an oven First muffin turns and says ""damn it's hot in here"" The second muffin says "" holy sh!t, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"""Mom I wanna go bungee jumping."" ""NO!"" ""But all my friends are going"" ""Oh! So if your friends jump off a cliff, will you too?"" ""Er...yes"""
"Pluto I got good news! You are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!"
"What was hitler's favorite topic in math? Aljewbra"
"Moderation: I don't know where it is... ...but they told us to drink in there."
"I get my hair cut twice a week. Mostly because I love capes."
"What happened to the gay dude whose lover kicked him out his house? He is Homoless"