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Joke of the Day

"My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10 Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!!! That's the best I've done so far."

"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"

"Wife: ""Was that lightning?!"" Me: ""No, they're taking pictures for Google earth..."""

"How about how some people are SO gothed out but still drive a Ford Focus and shit?! Make your vehicle goth or you ain't shit."

"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when masturbating? His ears."

"Where does the king keep his armies? in his sleevies!"

"A police officer pulled me over and said ""Sir, please identify yourself"" So I took out a mirror and replied ""yeah, it's me"""

"What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes? Karma, Whores."

"Dave is coming over. ""Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?"" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE"

"What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego ^^San-dee-eygo ^^^^sandee-eygo ^^^^^sandy-eggo ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out"