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Joke of the Day
"I play soccer... Just for kicks"
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"Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk? Because their wives are driving."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Doorbell repairman."""
"I was in the midst of telling dad jokes when.. he had a heart attack and died."
"You had me at ""I bet I can get that whole thing in my mouth."""
"I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed."
"What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"I went to get lyposuction the other day. It really takes a lot out of you. (Thought of this one in the shower :D)"
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi I'll let myself out now."
"My husband suffers in silence louder than any person I know"