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Joke of the Day

"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""

"D.E.L.T.A. Airlines Didn't Even Leave The Airport"

"Black lives matter Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."

"Like a good neighbor, StateFarm is..."

"Why did Simba's Father die? He didn't mufasta"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? *To get to the other side.*"

"A slang word for player is playa. Playa means beach. Beach sounds like bitch. Bitch ends like sandwich. Now I'm hungry and confused."

"I will not be stepping down as moderator for this sub-reddit, and here is why. I wasn't one in the first place."

"My mom wants 3-D eye surgery to see 3-D movies without glasses. I told her they don't exist. She doesn't care. Operation's next Tuesday."

"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."