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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way for a prostitute to advertise? Word of mouth."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biafra ! Biafra who ? Biafra'id be very afraid !"
"What is the opposite of Imagination? I have no idea."
"I once found this body down by the train tracks (It was an alive body) (It was the conductor)"
"""How did your *looks down at notes scribbled on hand* favorite sports team do in their *looks down again* sporting contest today?"""
"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a six offender."
"My friend just joined a Reggae band, he plays the triangle. He says it's pretty easy, all he has to do is... Sit at the back and ting."
"What do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair? Virgin Mobile."
"Guide to making everyone hate you: Step 1) Turn your hat backwards"
"Nothing like an 8:00 meeting on a Monday morning to remind you that your best years are behind you."