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Joke of the Day

"When in history was there ever an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?"

"Yeah, if Albert Einstein is so smart then why is he dead?"

"Why was the doctor so stressed out? He lost his patients..."

"Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)"

"I've never skydived but I've checked Twitter on my phone while standing over a toilet. So, I get the gist."

"My sister won a horse pulling contest She went so fast she nearly fell off her stool."

"i was gonna make a mexican joke but i decided i'm not gonna cross that border u feel me #Respect"

"I found a substance that works like catnip, except only for Chinese bears I'd release it, but that would cause pandamoanium."

"Q: What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? A: Garden hose."

"What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? NSFW Nothing! You already told that bitch twice."