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Joke of the Day

"When in history was there ever an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?"

"what do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? They both dont come in boxes"

"How is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water."

"Pharmacists should stuff every third prescription bottle with one of those snakes that pops out at you... cuz laughter is the best medicine."

"I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you."

"An Arab walks in to a bar No one survived the explosion."

"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"

"A dad walks into his son's room... A dad walks into his son's room and says: ""Son, how many times have I told you... If you keep masturbating, you'll go blind."" The son responds: ""Dad! I'm over here."""

"I just bought a new Thesaurus... it's quite good, but to be honest it's nothing to write residence about"

"Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them."