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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac? Because none of their plans are ill-conceived."
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"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""
"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."
"What is Cthulu's favorite pizza? deep dish"
"What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs?? Riblings"
"Shout out to my arms for always being by my side... & my legs for being there every step of the way"
"How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood? His hand caught fire."
"make your life more efficient by cutting out the middle man. quit your job. kill your friends. throw your food directly into the toilet."
"Let's raise our glasses. I'll say something then we all touch glasses to acknowledge what I said. We'll name this action after cooked bread"
"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."