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Joke of the Day
"How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood? His hand caught fire."
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"My girlfriend told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall"". I said Maybe!!"
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"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face"
"Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain."
"Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO The New World Trade Center"
"BREAKING: Polaroid photo taken. More on this story as it develops."
"Doctor: This patient needs exercise. Get him a walker. No that's a zombie I wanted a walk-oh I see what you did there, nurse [Everyone dies]"