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Joke of the Day

"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."

"I met a prostitute with a degree in philosophy. She'll blow your mind, man."

"Went to the doctor I told him everytime I have sex I cry. He explained it's from the mace."

"What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon? Tennish"

"How does a **real** man know when a woman is having an orgasm? Who gives a fuck?"

"A woman stumbles into the police headquarters....... And says ""Help me! I was raped by an Irishman!"" The police are quick to ask ""How do you know it was an Irishman?"" ""because I had to help him....."""

"So, a neckbeard walks into a bar... Just kidding! They don't even leave the basement!"

"My dad said he couldn't get into Game of Thrones because he doesn't like fantasy so I asked him when he was going to stop watching Fox News."

"Why Kobe's Still Married Kobe: What do you want for your birthday this year? Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring."

"If you get a bigger bed You have both more and less bedroom"