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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs?? Riblings"
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"2 Fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other, ""Hey who's driving this thing?"""
"Love is a can of soda. Open it up too fast & it explodes all over you. Take too long, it goes flat. But no matter what you should recycle."
"The cops showed up earlier saying my dog was chasing some kid on a bike.. I was like that's ridiculous, my dog can't ride a bike"
"If you're reading this fortune cookie, I am being held at the Golden Dragon Dumpling Outlet against my will. Send help."
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"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm too skeptical. But I don't believe her."
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"Whoever invented the ""Knock-Knock"" jokes... Should get a No-Bell prize"