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Joke of the Day
"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""
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"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies!"
"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep."
"What's the difference between the wind and a blonde? Some days the wind doesn't blow."
"*panics during bank robbery* ""Uhhhh hi yeah I'd like to put this gun in my safety deposit box"""
"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it!"
"If all the nations in the world are in the debt where did all the money go?"
"I tried to make friends at a midget convention by telling some jokes But all my material went over their heads."
"I always wake up my friend by shouting ""Hands off cocks! On with socks!"" I don't think she likes it."
"""Toothpaste? You made that word up!"" - Steve Bushemi"