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Joke of the Day
"What is Cthulu's favorite pizza? deep dish"
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"Just bought a sandwich at the airport so gonna have to put off buying a house for a while."
"You can't hear me! She: ""You are so deaf. You never hear me."" He: ""I heard you. I was just looking at my new watch."" She: ""Oh yeah? What kind is it?"" He: Six o'clock!"""
"How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows. When the light turns on they scatter."
"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant."
"Excuse are like cakes Fat people are full of them"
"They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton."
"I found a wallet today, and as a practicing Christian, I asked myself ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine."
"What do guys like but are afraid of? Girls"
"The ""L"" in Samuel L. Jackson stands for ""Motherfucker""."