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Joke of the Day
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... -Lee Harvey Oswald"
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"Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry."
"Mormon women Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29? Because 30 is too many!"
"Rape is a touchy subject"
"I tripped over my girlfriends bra.... I guess she planted a boobie trap."
"I don't call photos of myself ""selfies"". I call photos that include anyone else ""otheries""."
"What do you call a group of pillaging Huns? An army of Hun-dread."
"""Hey Daddy!!! Watch what I can do!!"" - aaaaaaaaand hospital."
"Did you hear about the helicopter that crashed in the graveyard? So far the police have found over 300 dead bodies."
"What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner? Post-Hummus"