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Joke of the Day
"If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty."
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"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Because air is free.. I'm sorry."
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"What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian."
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"What did the father say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Hey you're in my son"""
"Computers and taxis are surprisingly similar. They both crash when the drivers stop working."