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Joke of the Day

"Mormon women Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29? Because 30 is too many!"

"I can't believe that... after all the times my girlfriend called me ""daddy"", she still didn't get me anything for Father's Day."

"Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I was like ""WOW"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"What is it called when Anakin licks Padme's Butt? An outer-rim job"

"What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !"

"All the autotune in the world still doesn't sound as cool as talking into a desk fan."

"What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!"

"What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide? ""That's the last straw!"" *^I'm ^sorry.* [UsagiMimi](http://www.reddit.com/user/UsagiMimi/) helped me refine the wording."

"Whats the Difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can finish a race"