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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the helicopter that crashed in the graveyard? So far the police have found over 300 dead bodies."

"What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets? They tend to be mean."

"Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop? She was hit by a bus"

"Shout out to my student loan for getting me through college. I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you."

"Hmmmmmm just lets see how this goes. Knock Knock."

"How do two lesbians pass their time when on their period? Finger painting."

"How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil? A Brazillion!!! http://imgur.com/c4CJjUd"

"My girlfriend treats me like God She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something."

"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"

"What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned? A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker."