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Joke of the Day
"I tripped over my girlfriends bra.... I guess she planted a boobie trap."
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"If your phone rings during a movie, answer it ""Yes, Mr. President. Right away, sir!"" And then run head first through the screen."
"Rest in peace, boiling water. You shall be mist."
"This guy clicking his pen in Starbucks just got stabbed when I stabbed him."
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"Umami so fat she gets mistaken for lipid"
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free!"
"I never give money to those Salvation Army people because I know they're just gonna spend it on more bells."