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Joke of the Day
"""Hey Daddy!!! Watch what I can do!!"" - aaaaaaaaand hospital."
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"What do you call a hooker who works for spaghetti? A pastatute!"
"Trump says the biggest threat to the world is a ""manic, mad man"" having control of nuclear weapons"
"Why are fat people always possessed by the devil? They never exorcise."
"The shape... Did you know? The shape of your mouth as you say the word ""poop"" is the same that your butthole makes when you poop! Same goes for diarrhea."
"What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him? Youve foiled my plans again!"
"This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says "" what's with the sour puss? """
"If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria."
"You know you're getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu ... And it starts going into Roman Numerals."
"My uncle always said ""One in the hand is worth two in the bush."" He died a virgin."