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Joke of the Day

"I just called up the phone company and put em on hold. Every 5min i come on an tell them how important their business is to me. Please hold."

"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"

"When I'm feeling inadequate, I remember that there are women who marry their prison pen pals, and then my own decisions don't seem so bad."

"McDonalds ...closing thigh gaps since 1967."

"Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I? They had baron."

"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"

"Jimmy, your composition ""My Dog"" is the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? No, sir. It's the same dog."

"God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle."

"What do the NFL and Brokeback Mountain have in common? The cowboys suck."

"Why are my pubes curly? Because if they were straight, they'd be poking you in the eyes."