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Joke of the Day
"What do the NFL and Brokeback Mountain have in common? The cowboys suck."
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"Me: *lying nude on checkered blanket* Him: ""Where's the food and why are you naked?"" Me: ""Am I doing it wrong? This is my first picnic."""
"And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)"
"If another woman steals your man, there's no better revenge than to let her keep him. Real men can't be stolen."
"Why did Jared lose so much weight? He always went for the 6 instead of the 12"
"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."
"What idiot called them Ex-fiancees' and not 'Near-Mrs' ?"
"My daughter put a horse's head in my bed this morning. It was from an animal cracker but conveyed the message pretty clearly who is boss."
"Nobody cares about the Jews Hitler and his men are having a meeting, Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"
"When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear? Vehicular man's laughter"