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Joke of the Day

"When I'm feeling inadequate, I remember that there are women who marry their prison pen pals, and then my own decisions don't seem so bad."

"you know whats great about alzhemiers? nevermind i forget"

"My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says ""We need to talk""."

"What do you call a fire pokemon mixed with Donald Trump ? A Charitard."

"Next week I'm gonna have an MRI scan. I'll finally find out if I have claustrophobia."

"What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job."

"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.... Almost all of them replied, ""How the hell did you get in here?"""

"Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl"

"My wife just walked into a huge spider web. She is now a black belt in karate."

"A duckling joke Why do baby ducks walk softly? Because they can't walk, hardly."