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Joke of the Day

"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"

"Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt"

"*destroys head of lettuce* *becomes new ruler of all lettuces*"

"I had sex with a woman on top of a keyboard I made her qwert"

"What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime."

"How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes? ctrl+v."

"Christ, you're ENORRRRMUS!! What did the leprechaun say when he met Jesus?"

"I have sex almost every night! Almost Monday night, almost Tuesday night..."

"First they ignore your fanny pack, then they laugh at your fanny pack, then they see you eat gummy bears from your fanny pack, then you win."