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Joke of the Day

"Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I? They had baron."

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"

"My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle. Cold on the inside and 90% artificial."

"I don't know if laughter is the ""best"" medicine, but I do like that it doesn't have a $35 co-pay."

"My mom told me if she sees me on Reddit again she will smash my face to the keyboanfiauoprfh8u89puqeiofjrjr89qp"

"What do they do for the 4th of July in England? Sulk."

"That sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to lock your clubhouse when you were 8, and it's probably all infested now with girls"

"What do robots eat? A bit of this and a byte of that. Courtesy of /u/DabsyGalore here http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1dnslv/i_made_a_working_rollercoaster_using_only_canned/c9s630i"

"Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off of a boat? If they fell forwards they would still be in the boat"

"Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir."