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Joke of the Day

"God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle."

"I'd like to commit suicide to get rid of my indecisiveness but I don't wanna jump into conclusions."

"A blonde said to her friend while driving ""I got a compliment on my driving today,"" said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said ""parking fine""."

"Being engaged Daddy what does being engaged mean? Son It's like getting a bike for Christmas but not being able to ride it til Easter."

"""I woke up like this"" [looks terrible]"

"A cat falls into water, which makes the rooster laugh Moral of the story: a wet pussy makes a happy cock"

"I don't downvote. It's bad karma."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Bob. Bob who? Bob Jones."

"No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs! 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"

"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"