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Joke of the Day

"Space-X just used a multi-stage propellent catapult to send a small group of cattle into low-earth orbit. Its the first heard shot 'round the world."

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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gargling noise*"
"You'd think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won't."
"What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course."
"Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer"
"The governers mansion in Alabama caught on fire today It burned down yhe whole trailer park."
"I accidentally sent my essay to the 3D printer... it came out as a piece of shit"
"what's the difference between you and an egg? eggs get laid!"