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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course."

"I know this Ethiopian family who are so poor they had to eat clay to survive. Afterwards they were all shitting bricks."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hang. (P.S I am Christian )"

"I dunno if a gun would be my murder weapon of choice but it's worth a shot."

"Me: Mmm...I love your milky white skin. Him: Ma'am are you registered for this class? Me: Yes Him: Step away from the CPR doll and sit down."

"COP: So what happened? ME: He stole my watch & ran away down the road COP: Can you describe it? ME: It's like a big path that cars drive on"

"What's blue and fucks grannies Pneumonia...."

"Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving."

"I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted."

"What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick? Hope you fell better tomorrow."