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Joke of the Day
"what's the difference between you and an egg? eggs get laid!"
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"At the ripe old age of 900, in a universe inhabited by thousands of alien races, I bet Yoda had some pretty racist shit to say."
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out."