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Joke of the Day
"what's the difference between you and an egg? eggs get laid!"
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"How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report? Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it."
"Forgot I started my stopwatch. It's now been 139:27.05 since I wondered how long it takes me to run five miles."
"What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmothers pussy? Sucking out thirteen and realizing you only put in twelve"
"Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night"
"Because one Duran just wasn't enough."
"Cat owner : wow my pet cat really likes you Me: yeah well that's just because I have at least 2 sardines in my left pocket at any given time"
"What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch? The spelling Teehee"
"I only enter names and numbers into my contacts so I can see who I'm ignoring when they call."
"What is an MRI's favorite music? Metal"