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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gargling noise*"
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"Son: what shall I go as to the Halloween party, mum? Mum: Hang your GCSE results around your neck and go as a fucking idiot, son."
"Why can't the two melons get married? I don't know but they cantaloupe."
"What's a karate experts favourite beverage? kar-a-TEA HA"
"How do you get a gay guy to screw a women? Shit in her pussy."
"TIFU in the shower Although I still think Up is a strange name for a dog..."
"How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb? Nun."
"friend gave me an inhaler my friend was dying on the floor and he gave me an inhaler, guess he wanted to give something for me to remember him. weird."
"[therapy] ME: *in tears* So anyway, that's why I think she left me PERSON ON ELEVATOR: Please, I have a family"
"My wife is an angel A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""