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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally sent my essay to the 3D printer... it came out as a piece of shit"

"HEADLINE: Recent Studies Show Old White Dudes Possibly Becoming Obsolete. ""This is bad for everybody,"" say Old White Dudes."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun then the earth..."

"Police Officer: ""Can you identify yourself, Sir""? Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me""."

"What do you call a stupid beer? Daft!"

"me: i'm here for stabbing lessons clerk: sir this is a fencing clu me: yeah whatever hand me a knife clerk: ... me: dress me like a beekeeper"

"I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen."

"Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is."

"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? Decalfeinated"

"Sisters are like fat thighs They stick together."