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Joke of the Day
"Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are."
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"Tony Romo, Michael Vick, and Eli Manning walk into a bar... ...to watch the playoffs."
"I once saw a slice of toast in a zoo. It was bread in captivity."
"Before the Internet, I guess I just assumed all my friends knew how to spell ""definitely."""
"Martin Shkreli's life was such a joke he was born on April 1st..."
"I tried to propose to my girlfriend from Thailand today but it went wrong. As soon as i got down on one knee she started undoing her skirt"
"They say Gay marriage will ruin the fabric of society... ...which is ridiculous, a gay man would never ruin fabric."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !"
"A better name for 'Abercrombie and Fitch' would be 'Abercrombie and White Trash Pre-Abortion Smelly Whore Store'"
"Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler"