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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who teaches about Drones? Dronacharya"

"Just bought a guitar. The sale felt a little dodgy, lots of strings attached."

"The other day, someone called me an oxymoron. I was raging calm."

"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Why didn't the rope get any presents this year? He was very knotty."

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"There's no ""I"" in ""denial""."

"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord? C Minor"

"I hate it when I accidentally grab two pieces of pizza and then have to eat the whole thing to keep it even."