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Joke of the Day

"This gave me a small chuckle this morn. knock knock -who's there rupert murdoch -rupert murdoch who? i don't know what you're talking about"

"A bar walks upto a bar... Hows that even possible"

"The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's Please grow up."

"To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office... I will find you. You have my Word."

"What if the #skywire guy starts doing Gangnam Style??"

"What's the difference between a blimp and 1,000 blowjobs? One was a Good Year and one was a great year"

"Took my drivers test high on magic mushrooms. Passed with flying colors."

"friend: Try this me[takes drink] It's wine friend: Did you detect a hint of anything? me:Alcohol friend: But what did it taste like? me:Wine"

"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds just like ""orange"""

"My grandpa has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."