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Joke of the Day
"Why does the indian rain dance always work? Becuase they keep dancing until it works."
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"Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus."
"What do you call a black Sasquatch? ...Nigfoot"
"Just got back from Sam's Club - got a great new electric piano, 19 pack of BBQ lighters, and a impulse kayak - fuck forgot milk"
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women will leap at anything 15% off."
"I am a heathen. I like burning bibles and defiling the name of God. But also I genuinely love giving to charity and always try to be as honest as I can. I guess that I am just very sincere."
"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes, Whack! Damn! And a skydiver go Damn! Whack!"
"ME: Mint choc chip ice cream, pls. I got my own cone [places it on counter] EMPLOYEE: This is a traffic cone? ME: You must be new here."
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? ""Hold onto your nuts boy, this ain't no ordinary blow job!"""
"How do cows go from one town to another? they cowmmute."