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Joke of the Day

"unstable person: ""when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"" stable person: ""i look after the horses"""

"I hate when I can't remember if my wife and I are in love or fighting. So, I'm like a minesweeper in the mornings."

"Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face!"

"The reason we only have 1 moon is because if there were 2 they would look like a big pair of titys & everyone would die of horneyness"

"Woman to friend at store: We can get shrimp for people who don't eat meat! Me: don't forget the cheese for the lactose intolerant people!"

"Recently scientist found an actual biographical journal of Rip Van Winkle And the rest is history"

"It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco."

"LPT: Never use hyperbole."

"What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts."

"Most suitable joke for reddit [deleted]"