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Joke of the Day
"I went to a feminist picnic last weekend... No one made any sandwiches."
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"My wife calls me a ""lazy alcoholic."" Well, jokes on her. I just jogged to the liquor store."
"Whats green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table"
"I'd love to show a fountain to someone from the 3rd world: ""This is our water showing off contraption. We also throw our extra money in it"""
"What do they call Miley Cyrus in France? Kilometrey Cyrus."
"I'm not into phone sex, the cord always gets stuck in my ass."
"A world without women...... Is a pain in the ass"
"Who is the most famous DJ in Australia? DJ Redo"
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeleine McCann"
"6:There's a monster under my bed Me:That's silly! There's no such thi..OH GOD IT'S EATING MY ARM 6:SCREAMS ME:KIDDING it only eats kids"