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Joke of the Day

"My ears were ringing, so I pressed keys on the piano to find out what note it was. There was a B buzzing in my ears."

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"A friend of mine was reading an article on a newspaper talking about the dangers of drinking, after that he stopped doing what he loved... ...reading."
"Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members? Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :("
"Everything's racist these days. You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. You have to say ""Tyrone, paint that wall""."
"A hispanic man with a rubber toe His name...was Roberto"
"What's Eric Garner's favorite song? Breathe Again- Toni Braxton"
"Was watching tv with your wife Stupid bitch, took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
"""dont get conned into spendin our lottery money"" i wont [calls wife back] will 2 sharks fit in our pool? ""NO"" ok [to salesman] one shark pls"
"Is high blood pressure contagious? Because I think I'm getting it from my patients."
"(not sure if repost) What do you call a black man that drives an airplane? A fucking pilot you racist!"