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Joke of the Day
"A hispanic man with a rubber toe His name...was Roberto"
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"Me: I got my YOLO tattoo covered up GF: Good. I told you it was just a stupid fad Me: I know GF: What'd you get? Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*"
"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"
"Why did Moses spend 40 years romeing in the desert he dropped a quarter"
"Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning..."
"""Would the owner of a blue PT Cruiser with license plate 'CRUZIN' please park your car 300 miles from here and kill yourself? Thank you."""
"What's the slogan of Jewish proselytizers? Yahweh or the highway."
"I'm being managed by Don King again"
"I could never fist a girl My hand would always be reaching for a Pringle."
"You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you."