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Joke of the Day
"What's Eric Garner's favorite song? Breathe Again- Toni Braxton"
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"Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired? She didn't have control of her pupils"
"Walt Disney was an anti-Semite.... The way Disneyland sponges the money makes him seem more like a Jew."
"What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common? They'll both make you one with everything."
"If you're American when you go into the toilet, and Asian when you come out, what are you on the toilet? European!"
"What's a redditors favorite Imagine Dragons song GOLD!"
"If your watch is broken why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time."
"Don't you hate it when you're reflecting on life...... Then you realize you're a mirror. Thanks came up with this a bus ride I'll see myself out."
"Cocaine I tried and failed to use cocaine. It kept falling off the mirror in the bathroom."
"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."