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Joke of the Day
"What did the French stoner say? 80 blaze it"
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"Why sharks are afraid to borrow money from other sharks! Because they are not just sharks, they are loan sharks!"
"What do you call a promiscuous fat woman? A sperm whale. --- \**awaits SRS downvote brigade**"
"What do you call a class for dumb gingers? Speckle-ed."
"Two nuts were walking down a street... One was assaulted"
"My friends and i wanted to dressup as the Pokemon Trio today to play Pokemon Go... Unfortunately our friend Brock was too busy chasing tail, so it got cancelled."
"Any salad is a caesar salad if you stab it enough. Repost from r/showerthoughts"
"The average male only lives to 25... It just takes 45 years to bury them."
"I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires."
"I like my men how I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement."