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Joke of the Day
"What did the French stoner say? 80 blaze it"
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"What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier? Lipstick!"
"""I'm going to France next summer."" ""Oh, really?"" ""No, De Gaulle."""
"What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail? A small medium at large."
"What's the difference between U and I? J"
"Pantibros before pantihose?"
"The Joke's on You!"
"Employer: ""In this job we need someone who is responsible."" Applicant: ""I'm the one you want. On my last job every time anything went wrong they said I was responsible."""
"[Death Row] GUARD: last requests? INMATE: a little heroin would be nice TINKER BELL: *chloroforms guard* INMATE: I meant the drug stupid"
"Today should be called bridge day.. 'Cause I'm over it"