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Joke of the Day
"""I'm going to France next summer."" ""Oh, really?"" ""No, De Gaulle."""
Next Joke
"What do acids hate Lyes"
"First they came for the verbs... First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs."
"Nsfw Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? The zit waits untill you're 12 to come onto your face."
"why do people live in regular houses when there are steakhouses"
"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""FUCK?"" Get one to yell ""BINGO!"""
"The Pope is really setting a high bar for giving something up for Lent."
"Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent. All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it"
"My girlfriend hates when I correct her grammar. She's like ""What's with all the red pen marks in my diary?"""
"What did the dog say to the tree? Bark"