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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail? A small medium at large."
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"A couple I know only eat raw meat. Their names are Sam and Ella."
"Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California? Because it's worth it."
"How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish? He yelled, ""A u, fish!"""
"Someone told me it was important to have relationships with positive people. Now I have AIDS"
"what do people in the German Alps say before they are about to do something crazy? YO-da-lay-hee-LO"
"Yo. Wanna do graffiti? ""Sure man"" [My friend makes a cool gang symbol on a wall] Cool. Let me try [Mine reads KELLY WHY DID U LEAVE ME]"
"What do you call a man who revives black people from the dead? A Negromancer"
"Why was the fish swimming backwards? It didn't want to get water in its eyes."
"What do you call someone who is rude and has no corners? A circle-jerk."