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"A British man, a Welsh man, a Scottish man, and a Polish man walk into a pub. A British man, a Welsh man, and a Scottish man walk out of the pub."
"I repaired my watch with some old parts. It's got a second-hand second hand."
"""I gave him the what for!"" ""What for?"" ""Because he deserved it, that's what for!"""
"Just walked in on Mark Zuckerberg writing down the contents of my medicine cabinet."
"Video games and dicks What's the difference between video games and dicks? Video games take longer to beat."
"What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon? He got Lemonaids."
"Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."
"If God didn't want us to jack off he would have... ...given us shorter arms"
"I've been out of work for so long that I've almost forgotten how to hate people."