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"What's the difference between U and I? J"
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"Wanna hear a good one? The current choices America has for the job of president."
"If you're a necrophiliac sadomasochist who enjoys beastiality... You may as well give it up, you're flogging a dead horse."
"Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn't habanero."
"what kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits."
"How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant? When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked."
"If you're going to a wedding this weekend and you see a random stranger dancing his nut off on the dance floor, I'm sorry, I lost a bet."
"What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be? D'oh-ta 2"
"If I got a dollar every time someone called me a racist Black people would rob me."
"Why is Europe like a frying pan?? They both have Greece at the bottom!!"